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20 year old aquarian female trapped in paradise. according to the government, i'm Tavia.


colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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sweeter than godiva~

he has definitely re-assured me that worthy people are out there. strange how they come around when you least expect it. s’cool. i love surprises.

yolanda-be-coool:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

lestwinslipbite:

prettybrowneyezzz:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

I whole heartedly agree with the last comment. ..wtf

well that escalated quickly 

dont come on tumblr when you’re high, you might run into some shit like this and it will fuck u up 

Yes you can be your own twin as in a chimeraThe odds of that happening are so slim though that maternity tests are essentially useless
fvcknormalityyy:

thuglovinn:

weezyns:

voidstateofmind:

Amber Rose and her sister Theany.

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Oh shit there is two of them? I still have a chance

Bald baddiess running shit
frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny

jamesfrancoe:

crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads

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chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO